Monthly Archives: May 2014

I Will Survive with Swine

To the tune of: Gloria Gaynor; ‘I Will Survive’

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never make a rhyme
worthy of a free food bribe
But then I spent so many nights
dreaming about P2M pulled pork,
And I grew strong
And I learned how Google songs,
and so swine’s back
with the freshest taste
I just ordered some online
and it just showed up at my place
I should have not saved my credit card details
I should have not checked the menu each week
If I had known for just one second
I’d become addicted to Paleo 2 Me

Go on now go and order some more
just hit refresh, babe
’cause there are more meals to explore,
Who was the one who keeps raving about the Thai
oh, no not the Paleo cookie crumble,
Why can’t they just deliver overnight?
Oh no, not thighs
Not Moroccan spiced chicken thighs
oh as long this website’s live
I know I’m gonna thrive
There are just too many choices,
There is just too much to try
and so I’ll buy
I’ll buy the roasted swine (hey hey)

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